New Year Attack

A poem with a twist

New Year Attack

Its New Year's Day
Give me a break
How long must I beg?
What will it take
To make you understand?
Don't you see I'm in pain?
Can't you see the fear in my eyes?
I keep telling you
"No, no don't!"
But it falls on your deaf ears
You grin a wicked grin
You look me up and down
You wait for the perfect moment
You ignore my pleading eyes
I look for a way to escape
But you have me cornered
I fall to the ground
And cover my eyes
Waiting for what is to come
You snigger impudently
You reach into your pocket
Stealthily you take it out
And WHAM!
I'm splattered from head to toe
With stinking, gooey
FOAM!!!