My Personal Religion

This is my new religion I've founded, in poem form

I’m starting my own religion
Monopoly on the truth
When you question my volition
I’ll snap out a single tooth

The most important aspect
Of this testament I speak
Don’t emphasize your whispers
And holler when you preach

You question if this all works
But that it does quite well
Intimidation, guilt, and pain
Will save your soul from hell

I’m not sure what to name them
These new beliefs of mine
A catchy hook is all they need
For my religion to be fine

Maybe I’ll just close it
These ideas don’t seem unique
If all this pain, and guilt you want
Any religion you should seek