What I Deserve!

What we really think about R&R's.

Reviewer with your evil wording,
Stay away from me.
If you can't give me 4 or higher,
Then just let me be.

I don't want to hear it's 'Okay',
Or that it didn't flow.
Or that the ending left you bored,
The excitement didn't grow.

Give me a 5 and I'll be happy,
My work will be adored.
I can live in ignorant, blissful joy,
My ratings I can hoard.

My head can swell, a perfect 5,
Everyone thinks I'm great!
I only wish that there was a write in,
I deserve a perfect 8.


Disclaimer:  This is satire, I do not really feel this way.  So, no, I do not need take anger management classes.  Thanks.