Little Miss Muffet with a twist

What Little Miss Muffet does when she is not eating curds and wey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Drinking a coke today
When along came a bug
Who gave her a hug
And then ran away

Well Little Jack Horner
Was not in his corner
Eating a tasty pie
So he chased that bug
Right under a rug
Saying today is not a good day to fly