The Letter "C"

This is a poem about the uselessness of the letter c.

The Letter "C"

C is a useless letter

S and K just seem better

If you want to use cards and care

Then why not use K for the pair

S can be used for circle and slime

And using C now seems like a krime

Ch is kool, like when you use chair.

But C, it’s pointless, so throw it up in the air…