A Picky Eater

A poem about a very strange diet.

I know a young woman who never eats ham...
or pickles, or capers, or fish.

In fact she eats nothing but strawberry jam...
piled high on a Waterford dish.

She doesn't want pancakes to go with her jam...
or biscuits, or muffins, or toast.

Though sometimes she will eat a roast leg of lamb...
with strawberry jam on the roast.