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A poem for The Writers Cramp on 4/30/08 about an annoying bug. |
| The Writer's Cramp: Prompt 4/30/08 From One To Twelve I see it there- it's small, but I'm not blind. As I rise, it flies from the TV screen. To murder living things is most unkind, And the pulverized bug goop is unclean. I sink back down onto the soft cushion, Which prompts it to sit back on Clooney's face It causes quite a lot of distraction, And now I can't help but begin the chase. I dart at it, sprinting with super speed, And crash into the heavy appliance. I am in pain but refuse to concede, Or surrender in averse compliance. I take off one K-Swiss and start running, My eyes constantly focused on the pest. I swing and I blunder; it is stunning, How easily I have become obsessed. There's a dent in the wall from the impact, But my mind isn't on any repairs. As long as the living room is intact, I'll choose to deal with my current affairs. I open the hatch to let it outside, And after a few hours it takes the hint. With a huge amount of relief I sighed; Of course, twelve more came inside- stupid bint! |