Tooting Car-Man.

Conversations.

   

    The schoolchildren gazed at the golden mask.

    "He's called Tooting Car-Man," said one little boy.

    "Tooting who?" said another.

    "Tooting Car-Man," repeated the first

    "They didn't have cars, stupid."

    "My auntie lives in Tooting," stated a third. "And she's got a car. Only she's not a man."

    Tutankhamun sighed.
     
    So this is Eternity...