Daddy and me

my cat's daily routine

Morning

Dawn is still hours away
but I must awaken Daddy anyway.
I'm hungry, starving in fact,
why do you think I put on this act?

I cry and cry and howl and whine.
He'll get up eventually, it's time.

Let's go,let's go, I yell and relay.
feed me PLEASE!, and do not delay

finally breakast to start us off right,
maybe a treat too, to shake off the night.

What, do not get back into bed
stay up and pet me,
and scratch me instead

don't go back to sleep
or you'll get laid off
and what in the heck
do you mean your"day off".