Do I have....What?

A short story about turning corners with a funny twist.

  For months now my ex has been calling me and asking if I have her blowdryer. Well I honestly didn't think I did intil I unexpectedly found it while cleaning under the bathroom sink, which was perfect because I had recently purchased a window insulation kit which required a blowdryer to complete the job. Now, with the kit and all the tools needed for the job I was able to finish in a snap. I unplugged the blowdryer, neatly wrapped up the cord and threw it away.