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Rated: E · Quiz · Other · #1616861

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the fridge...

Yup! The ultimate random quiz! This test determines almost NOTHING about you! It has quite little to do with ANYTHING!

But WHY do YOU care?

YOU JUST WANNA TAKE IT CUZ YER BORED ANYWAY RIGHT!?!?

WELL LET ME NOT STOP YOU! GO ON, YOU LITTLE RAMBUNCTIOUS RUGRAT!

TAKE THAT QUIZ AND PROVE NOTHING AT ALL!!!

Edit: My mistake. I forgot to mention this is not finished. Lol. There will be a whole shnike load of questions when it's done.
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1. The beginning of the end?:
 A nuclear holocaust breaks out over New Zealand! What do you do!?
       RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!!        
       Crack open a beer and sip slowly till the end of days.        
       ...Why do I care? I don't live in New Zealand.        
       Start a charity for the poor New Zealandise.        
       Sell all your worldy possesions and become a monk in a storybook.        
       Mourn the lost and shake your fist at war.        
       Set yourself on fire and praise Gebenhosha.        
2. Marco? POLO!:
 You lose your friend in the biggest mall on earth! Now what?
       Leave him. There's enough food to last his whole life.        
       Call the National Guard! Call the police! Call Shaq! CALL EVERYBODY!!!!        
       Search for him by wandering aimlessly around the store.        
       Call out his name for a few hours.        
       Go to lost children.        
       Whip out a photon molecular destroyer. Vaporise people until he's the last one.        
       Whistle and pretend you didn't notice.        
3. Lederhosen!:
 You are invited to the greatest party of ALL TIME. Everyone from George Lopez to Jesus is going to be there. But there's a problem. You're entire NORMAL wardrobe has somehow been destroyed! What will you do!?!?
       Slowly, painstakingly re-create an outfit using pieces of your destroyed ware.        
       Slowly, painstakingly make your OWN outfit using pudding skins and duct tape.        
       Wear that horrible sweater your grammy knitted you in the third grade, which somehow survived the destruction.        
       Smear yourself in cake and go as a hooker. Remember to mention to everyone it was SUPPOSED to be a costume party.        
       Blow off the party. Who needs to be serenaded by Abraham of Jereuselem and his good friend Miley Cyrus?        
       Fark that, go naked. You're sexy and don't give a hoot.        
       *scoffs* Go buy some new clothes nimrod!        
4. PANDAS!!!:
 HOLY SCHMOKES A PANDA BEAR!!!
       OMFGLOLTTFNWTFJHSDGFIOYUGWHITUG4WET8IQU3G87GTR31893T5I42UGT?!?!?!?!!?        
       CUDDLY WUDDLY TIEMS!!!!        
       AWSHUNUGGLYY....        
       ...Hey, a panda...        
       ...WTF...A PANDA? Here?        
       >_>...I hate Pandas...        
       ....PAN...DAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!? *enraged evil laughter*        
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