The Pickle Who Fought Back.

I try to eat a pickle, and what does it do? It attacks me. A warty pickle attacks me.

                                                                      One day I decided to eat a pickle

                                                                          After I found a shiny nickel

                                                                      He said his name was Billy-Bob

                                                                      I said I thought his name was Rob

                                                                  He called me a cannibal and spit at me

                                                                      It stung my eye like a bumblebee

                                                                        I bit his head and chewed it up

                                                                      I told him it tasted just like syrup

                                                                Then he punched me square in the eye

                                                            "Take that, freaking human!" Is what he cried

                                                                  And then I finally ate him with a fork

                                                              Billy-Bob the fighting pickle was no more