April Limericks

April Limerick for Write me a Limerick!

Jake

There once was a baker named Jake
Who had a hard time baking cake
So he changed profession
To release all tension
Now, he's "Farmer Jake", with a rake


Skydiving into heaven

A skydiver jumped from a plane
Forgot how much weight he did gain
Drunk, he jumped smilin'
And thought he's glidin'
Safely landing on heaven's lane


The brainy young cook

A brainy young man from the coast
Had nothing but his wits to boast
They said, "Let's arm wrestle!"
He then chased the cattle
And said, "Nay, I've some meat to roast"