The cat did it.

A poem puzzling over why we love our cats so much.

The cat did it.

Oh,
my udon,
it`s been poodon.
The cat did it.

Oh,
look at my fiddle,
covered in widdle.
the cat did it.

Oh,
shower curtain,
gone for burton.
The cat did it.

Oh,
Ripped up cushon,
I can`t put my tushon.
The cat did it.

Oh,
mounds of c%%%
where I nap.
The cat did it.

See this cool belt,
Of white furry pelt.
The Ohner did it.