Plum hearts Pickle

A plum and a pickle go on a blind date..

A pickle and a plum went on a blind date

They bonded so well, Plum thought it was fate

Pickle liked Vodka, Plum sure did too

They drank and they talked until the bottle was through

When Plum woke up he was tied to the bed

His pants were ripped off and his plum ass it bled

He strained and squinted to read a note on the mirror

Plum bucked and he thrashed to move the bed near

The message was written in tart pickle juice

Plum read it aloud as he tried to get loose

" SORRY PLUM BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE. YOUR ROUND PLUM ASS MADE MY PICKLE LIPS MOIST. I HAVE STOLEN YOUR WALLET AND TAKEN YOUR CAR. NEVER TRUST A PICKLE THAT'S NOT IN A JAR....SORRY ABOUT YOUR ANUS =("