Google Got Me

Poem for The Writer's Cramp

one too many Easter eggs and I barrel rolled
past Walker Texas Ranger; lasso tossed
in Konami code fashion, up up down down left right left right B A -
they left my capri pants askew;

ham that I am, I recursively cursed,
TIARA Is A Recursive Anagram
and laid spray paint ascii art across
their wall in true engineer fashion.

                . '  .   
              ' .( '.) '
      _    ('-.)' (`'.) '
      |0|- -(. ')`( .-`) (-')
  .--`+'--.  .  (' -,).(') .
  |`------'|  (' .) - ('. )
  |        |  . (' `.  )
  |        |      ` .  `
  |        |
  |        |
  |        |
  |        |
  |        |
  `-.__.-'

Put that in your MentalPlex, Google!