What Did You Say?

You can eat too much for many reasons.

What Did You Say?

Doctor, doctor say it isn’t true!
I’ve gained ten pounds and my waist line grew.
I had my shoes on and I just had lunch.
The Kleenex in my pocket must weigh a bunch!
Is your scale correct? I can come back.
Maybe your nurse’s glasses are out of whack.
I ate a salad, for dinner last night.
And that big chocolate cake, I only had one bite.
I’ll start to exercise and walk a mile each day.
I’ll count those awful calories, the old fashion way.
You’ll see a smaller woman the next time I come in.
And I’ll show you how I look, when I’m super thin.
So what do you say? Can I have another chance?
What did you say? I’m very pregnant!
OH MY!