Money Advice

If you could get some money advice, who would you talk to? This was for Saturday. Sorry :(

Money Advice
I see that you were busy today.
You had many places to go.
But when you had me in your hand
Your budget took a fatal blow.

You didn’t need a new pair of shoes.
That old blue dress is just fine.
And you can’t wear that bathing suit
Unless you stay away from the chow line.

I hope that you will take my advice.
It’s better to save than buy.
Cause I’m a credit card who knows true math
And your next month’s statement won’t lie.

And oops your car just will not start.
Next your faucet has a leak.
Well it’s a shame the AC’s broke
So you won’t have cool air for a week.

Now please believe my plastic heart.
Will you just leave me at home!
Temptation to spend is hard to fight.
I’m not a money gnome.