Joy to the World

Alternate words to a well known Christmas Carol

Joy to the World
I lost a month
I don't know where it went
I thought it was November
I found it was December
What am I going to do
What am I going to do
What am I, Oh tell me what I'm going to do

Where are the gifts
I should have bought
Somebody got there first
I'm weeping in despair
They'll all think I don't care
Please help me find a way
Please help me find a way
Please won't you, please won't you help me find a way

Joy to the world
I shopped online
But now I have to wait
For parcels to arrive
The postman on my drive
But then they went on strike
But then they went on strike
But then they, Oh then they all went on strike

Joy to the World
The New Year's here
I now have all the gifts
I know you didn't get them
But Christmas is extended
The twelve days haven't gone
The twelve days haven't gone
The twelve days, The twelve days, they haven't gone

Happy New Year
It will be good
Cos' I'm off to the Sales
To go and get some presents
For the end of year festivities
So they won't be late again
So they won't be late again
So they won't be, they'll never be so late again.