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Rated: E · Poetry · Contest Entry · #2205159

A contest entry for the Senior Forum November 2019

 The Split Open in new Window. (E)
A contest entry for the Senior Forum November 2019
#2205159 by Chris Breva Author IconMail Icon


Prompt: "I've never see anything like it."



I've never seen anything like it
She is sixty doing a split
Her pants just ripped in the crotch
Now she'll kick up quite a notch
Maybe she will decide to quit!
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