Web Diary Of A Coyote: Sept 7 2025

Introduction

Hey! God's positive asteroid crashing on you. My name is Cody but I guess you could say I have the spirit of the coyote. So you could also call me Coyote or whatever.. But at the end of the caverns, I'm just a dog on the leash, craving the wind. A leprechaun with not much green blood. Lol. I'm 29 years old and I'm still trying to escape the uterus. Go ahead! Give birth to some rubber chickens. Being stuck with my parents isn't my choice though. I tried living with my previous girlfriends but my parents always end up threatening the girls with the police. I guess you could say the umbilical cord is made out of titanium. Lol.. I can sit here and make jokes but it's an impalement. My mother is the type to play with your veins like puppet strings. Strict and over controlling.. Which I guess is why I feel such a voodoo doll with the movie Bubble Boy from 2001. Every time I watch that movie, my face rains like no other.. And it's part of the several reasons why I feel such a magnetic energy with actress Marley Shelton. Her character Chloe is such an angel to Jimmy that shes everything I want in a woman. Sweet and understanding.. Marley Shelton looks like my ex gf Claire(Blonde hair and blue eyes) and she gives Jimmy a guinea pig(I grew up on owning guinea pigs when I was a kid) and I can't help but to cry every time.. And the fact that Marley Shelton is pretty much a mind totem of the 90s(1980s and 1990s are my favorite decades), so its all a fireplace to the soul.. I guess it's a long road ahead, isn't it? Lol. Too much to say... And don't get convoluted. I know I could never date Marley Shelton. Thats asinine but I still bullseye her to be the time traveling fairy.
I am stapled to a very garbage impacted part of Ohio.. Scioto County... Nothing but white trash inbreds demon possessed by drugs. Eh... I apparently have autism, ADHD, and schizotypal personality disorder but I don't get no where near the help they get. "HEY METH GHOUL! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO PLAY SOME CORN HOLE AT MY REHAB!?". It's atrocious. I haven't done drugs in my life. Where's my gold star? Ya know what I'm saying? These are the types that will rape their kids and wonder why they get CPS called on them. Which is in the Hellish pits to where not even behemoth can climb out of because CPS is also corrupt. Which to me is one of the many organ failures as to why the reprobates of Scioto County should drown in the vomit of Cerberus the Three Headed Dog. Just a mundane version of Sodom and Gamorrah. Because Scioto County is just BORING. Theres nothing here. HOWEVER! I'm supposedly crash landing in Pickaway County on October 15th. Pumpkin Festival. I'm usually never a biological mannequin but since mom has lied to me a lot. I decided to lie to her. I told her that I have a chance of living with my ex girlfriend Sandra again because mom realizes theres nothing here for me. So mom thinks Sandra is going to pick me up. Nope. Hahahaha. I havent talked to Sandra since May. Seeing that Circleville is kind of a Siamese Twin to Columbus, Ohio. I was going to shove that rocket up my butt and try to make my way there. What's there in Columbus? A pretty grandiose airport that could fly me to Suffolk County, New York. Mom will be giving me 300 leprechaun fetuses before I leave her.. I have some fans that live there. Will it happen? I have mist in my skull. Sometimes you have to go through Hell in order to make it to your Heaven.
Buuuuuuuut. There's a nephilim but involved. I've developed a crush... on a Scioto County girl. "WHAAAAAAAT!? I guess the drugs of Portsmouth have finally got you, Cody!". Lol. No. This seraphim empress isn't like the other local witches. Shes obviously really pretty. Shes a wholesome platinum statue among the rest that hasn't been tainted. She's never done drugs. Shes a servant of God and Jesus. She could MAYBE be the humanoid key that I've been looking for.. But I know it would never work out for a rapid fire of reasons.. My mother's puppeteering, she might have a boyfriend, I just wanna escape this location... So on and so forth... I can't wait to tell you the story of how she came into my atmosphere. But she works at my nearest Mexican Restaurant. What's her name? Sydney.
Whats been happening? Well, mom has been on steroids today. Just puking out orders. Telling me what to do and how to do it.. You're mutilating me, smalls! I found a dead shrew in Millbrook Park and I collected it. RIP Charcoal the shrew. You were kawaii and had venomous teeth.. I also talked with one of my favorite police officers today, Travis. He was the one who told me and Sandra I can go live where ever I want.. I wish mom would stay out of my passage... I'm a mummy slug hybrid, right now. So Talk to ya later...