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Dog Juan
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Rated:
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Comedy
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738652
bad dog, bad
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E
Size: 0.21 KB
Created: August 20th, 2003 at 11:40
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Modified: August 20th, 2003 at 11:56
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Dog Juan he is not.
He humps the porch, he humps trees-
our cat hides in utter fear.
Mad with canine lust,
no one on our street wears shorts.
This dog does not need a bone.
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