Deborah's Derriere

Written for Final Round 3 of The Third Annual Anti-Slam

DEBORAH'S DERRIERE


Dreadful damsel died
Did dirty deeds, died distraught,
Deborah's her name.

Deigned to dare the devil,
Debbie revealed her derriere
Delici-ously.

She did do her thing,
And then Debbie fell down hard,
And damaged her head -

Debo the dreadful
Died dripping blood down her butt,
Dainty damsel dead!

Do drive by her grave,
Do drop some daisies, please do,
Debs did show nice butt!

© Dr. Taher Kagalwala

The prompt was: Write 3-5 haikus, no specific theme; use alliteration as much as possible!
Note: The more you like this bad verse, the lower the star ratings you give. This is why the item rates very low. This was the fun in the "anti-Slam"!