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880149
this is a haiku, and it is supposed to be bad.
Intro Rated:
E
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Created: August 19th, 2004 at 3:20
pm
Modified: September 25th, 2004 at 1:07
pm
Location:
Randomness. assorted po...
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You can bugger off
If you think I'm going to
go get you that beer
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