So You Want to Work For a Corporation...

For all the skilled laborers who have become expendable. Fifty-Five Fiction entry.

"Sir, why are all those people standing in line?"

The annoyed manager impatiently looked up from his laptop to answer the curious onlooker's question. "They're workers -- they're jumping off the cliff."

"Popular spot! How's the landing?"

"We don't know. We assume they're not coming back because they're happier down there."

"Oh... That explains the line."