I was born a poor Californian to a family of feral moose living in a Saguro Cactus behind a Taco Bell in Scotsdale, Arizona. From there I trained a troop of bunny-rabbits to pick-pockets and moved us to La Jolla, California. It was not long before the bunnys left me and formed a singing group and I had to get a job correcting typos in Chinese restaurant menus. I have held a wide variety of jobs since then; these are just a few: Elk Whisperer, Thatch Roof Repairer, Friend-zone Coordinator, Metric Screwdriver Tester and Date Dater. I am fluent in almost no languages at all. Vote for me!