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Since September 3, 2011
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I was born a poor Californian to a family of feral moose living in a Saguro Cactus behind a Taco Bell in Scotsdale, Arizona. From there I trained a troop of bunny-rabbits to pick-pockets and moved us to La Jolla, California. It was not long before the bunnys left me and formed a singing group and I had to get a job correcting typos in Chinese restaurant menus. I have held a wide variety of jobs since then; these are just a few: Elk Whisperer, Thatch Roof Repairer, Friend-zone Coordinator, Metric Screwdriver Tester and Date Dater. I am fluent in almost no languages at all. Vote for me!
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    Rated: E · Sci-fi · #2174896
    Science Fiction and Fantasy
    Rated: E · Other · #2174904
    Things that I don't feel like categorizing.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #2174901
    Sad, pathetic attempts at humor
    Rated: E · Horror/Scary · #2174898
    Scary stuff
    Rated: 18+ · Mystery · #2174897
    A place for whodonits
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