Eherm. (Shuffle-shuffle).I'm Findus, and I'm a nervous wreck.
(Chorus) "Hi, Findus!"
And I don't mean not a nervous wreck as in the artsy-Woody-Allen-you-can-make-money-out-of-it way either. Just plain bottom-scrape jittery awkward.
So if you happen to like socially inept morons. By all means, read some crap in my portfolio. And if not, scuttle on along to check out the profile of one of the cool cats instead.
I also have a grade-A hyphen-addiction. I attend group therapy every Tuesday for that. I'm at step three.