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Since November 28, 2003
88 Recognitions
Tell us a story, old man.” The old man smiled and began to speak in a deep harmonic voice. Slowly with the magic of woven words, in the dancing and crackling firelight, the cold was swept away, the room faded and all who heard became entranced, transported to a land and a time they had never known. When he was done, he raised his eyes from the fire and surveyed the contented crowd around him. He grinned, and thought. “It was a simple tale. Really.”
    Rated: E · Biographical · #808588
    New Visitors to my portfolio should read this first.
    Rated: 13+ · Community · #1031057
    My thoughts on everything from albacore tuna to zebras
    Rated: ASR · Comedy · #796304
    All my writing that's available to everyone to read
    Rated: 13+ · Other · #795244
    stuff I've entered in Writer's Cramp
    Rated: E · Personal · #795407
    Polls I've created down in my lab. "It's Alive!!!!, It's Alive!!!"
    Rated: 18+ · Writing · #819961
    Do you like to write to prompts?Have a prompt contest? This is the place for you.
    Rated: ASR · Other · #660949
    Competition: Each fortnight new prompts for a short story + 10,000 GPs/Awardicon available
    Rated: ASR · Other · #789099
    Tell me the weirdest place the Muse compelled you to sit down to write and win gp's!
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