BIO: Retired commercial fisherman with serious mental health issues. Sometimes I write things. First book published in '25, new novel will be available sometime in 2026. Everything I post here is a joke; the real stuff is available on amazon but I'm not going to spam you by posting links here. Project for 2026: Find a writer's site that isn't a waste of space, time, and effort. Still looking. PORTFOLIO LIMIT REACHED! So I'm all done posting here. See ya!