Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please-Mark Twain.
I devote my heart, soul, and other organs to my passion. My passion is writing, as could have been guessed by any. My written works are almost ever finished, but I plan to fill my portfolio up with millions upon millions of unfinished, perfectly brilliant stories.
Enter my files at your own risk however, a warning not to be taken lightly. I also invented the potato and I can move objects with my mind. My favorite letter is Q.
My favorite writers include Michael Crichton, J.K Rowling, Orson Scott Card, and Jeanne DuPrau