Horrible time management? Check.
Crippling self-doubt? Check.
Years of experienced procrastination? Double-check.
Lack of motivation? Check-check-check-it-out.
Sorely needing structure/discipline? You're in the Czech Republic.
Am I done eating? Check please.
Unable to focus? In Britain, it's a cheque.
Is everything alright, sir? It's rubber, it's supposed to bounce. Can I take this call outside? There's something I need to check...
The police are after me? Before I wrecked myself I shoulda checked myself.
What is this even about? Good question.
I think I might get some solid work done, here in this cell. Feel free to browse!