Greetings. If you're reading this, then you may be curious and you may be looking for some answers to some questions. Say, for example, you are curious about what exactly I am called. Thankfully, I have predicted this awkward moment, and I have preemptively decided to answer your question so you don't not have to wait any longer for an answer. I am known as Nigel. Alright? Perfect. Two more questions I have already guessed that you have asked is, 'Why, dear Nigel, are you writing such an odd bio? And why are you avoiding actually writing a comprehensive bio?'. To that, I tell you this. It's early and I'm tired. Enjoy it you saucy bastard.