| Male |
| July 27 1979 |
| Myrtle Beach |
| Howdy, my name's Brett and I'm a dork. And probably like most dorks I'm smarter than you are, but I'm also probably a bigger ass than you are as well. The trick is to combine the two Smart+Ass and you will get the real me. |
| I bring the insanity |
| Bigfoot on crack |
| Lab Rat Manifesto |
| Me, myself, and Bukowski |