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About Me
Eherm. (Shuffle-shuffle). - I'm Findus, and I'm a nervous wreck. (Chorus) "Hi, Findus!" And not in the artsy-Woody-Allen-you-can-make-money-out-of-it way either. Just plain bottom-scrape jittery awkward. So if you happen to like socially inept morons. By all means, read some crap in my portfolio. And if not, scuttle on along to check out the profile of one of the cool cats instead. I also have a sickening hyphen-addiction. I attend group therapy every Tuesday for that.
Type of Writer
The type with latent Tourette's syndrome
Writing Style
Pidgin English at best
Favorite Books
Choke, Chuck Palahniuk
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1783651
    Pinstriped yuppie scumbag Felix Hern is scheming to get his paws on Sally's scrapyard.
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