

| Male | 
| December 27 1993 | 
| My Own Little World | 
| I was Raised by a group of free floating rhinos with back problems. When I was five I became king of the greater part of the eastern Missippi river, along with Bob Barker and a trout. I got my drivers license at the tender age of 26, for tax purposes. Two weeks ago I contracted something doctors call "Dancing Fever." I fear it will take my life. And that about sums up my day to day life. | 
| caucasian. | 
| The best. | 
| Yes, I have some. |