| Male |
| December 27 1993 |
| My Own Little World |
| I was Raised by a group of free floating rhinos with back problems. When I was five I became king of the greater part of the eastern Missippi river, along with Bob Barker and a trout. I got my drivers license at the tender age of 26, for tax purposes. Two weeks ago I contracted something doctors call "Dancing Fever." I fear it will take my life. And that about sums up my day to day life. |
| caucasian. |
| The best. |
| Yes, I have some. |