| Female |
| November 26 1987 |
| Malta, NY |
| Active Duty Navy, currently stationed at NPTU Ballston Spa under instruction. Native Southerner, oldest of five, sporatic poster. Fan of drunken hijinks, comic books, and cuddly monsters. |
| Spontaneous, fly-by-night, and sprinkled with morbid humor. |
| Minimalist sentence structure, subtle Baroque details, Dada plot development. |
| Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Stephen King, Ayn Rand to taste. Bring to a rolling boil, and add a dash of Poe. Garnish with TS Eliot, serve chilled. |
| Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This here is my boomstick! |
| Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Toybox, Various Techno and Trance bands- Great for hard core writing sessions where I don't need inspiration so much as to drown out my housemates. |