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The Igloo of Madness. Come for the Crazy, Stay for the Fun!
Welcome to my world, prepare to be entertained. Take off your shoes and plan to stay awhile, especially if you like crazy because crazy is my specialty. I live in an igloo by the ocean, and by igloo by the ocean I mean I'm full of shit and live in a four-bedroom house in which I spend most my time in the basement rec room which doubles as my bedroom in suburbia smack right in the middle of Canada. Single father to six amazing and evil genius kids who are the bane of my existence but I love them more than anything in the world. Two pet cats and a partridge in a pear tree, oh wait wrong song. Writer, Artist, Lover and all kinds of "Special" wrapped up in a tin foil ball waiting for someone to see the true crazy! Won't you come in and stay a while?
Yes I'm mad, but mad is not the least of what I feel today
January 29, 2022 at 5:14pm
I never thought I would say this... Today I am embarrassed to be a Canadian. I'm watching news streams of what is happening in our nation's capital today. In our local provinces. The level of stupidity is off the fucking charts. I'm at a loss for words. I'm ashamed at this all. People with their kids in the cold want another January 6th. People, People with signs, protesting stupid things. They want to risk everyone's safety. That's about it. It's just a fuckin... [Read more]
The Freedumb Convoy all the way to waste of time!
January 28, 2022 at 12:10am
I'd like to start off with the kid or kids who ate all the chocolate doughnut holes. Oh yes, revenge will come very soon. Two things you don't mess with, 1) My coffee. 2) My damn Timbits! lol And with that, Okay, let us get on with the show! LOL. Or should I say shit show that is my life? My sister-in-law is currently cooking dinner, well, roasting a very tiny chicken. I don't know how it is going to feed everyone. Ironically she got the idea to make the damn chicken afte... [Read more]
Do I have the right to be mad?
January 26, 2022 at 9:06am
This day started out good. I can sort of smell my coffee this morning, it is very muted, but the smell is there a little. Then stupid me went and checked my email on here expecting another entry for my contest I run, but I got a surprise. I'm not going to name and shame the person, but this person decided to low fucking rate my contest 2 and a half stars! The review didn't make sense, and they submitted it to good deeds to get cash. I'm not going to respond to the person right now be... [Read more]
You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
January 24, 2022 at 9:26pm
Today first off, we got a lesson of the day! When the dog wakes you up at 7:30 am, and you get a major bad cramp in your calve, don't forget you got only one leg and try to jump up to walk it off! To the floor, I went like a fish, flopping around. LOL. Then for added amusement, I spent the next five minutes trying to stretch out my leg and ease the pain from the still raging cramp in it before finally hauling my ass back into bed to get in my wheelchair because I really had to pee at that po... [Read more]
Nasal Napalm? Oh yes it is a real thing. Trust me!
January 21, 2022 at 9:23am
When you can take a long 15-second whiff of a horseradish called nasal napalm and not puke... You know you have got no sense of smell. I really should have bet my brother money on that. He didn't believe me; I couldn't smell anything at all. I tried so many things yesterday, all his hot sauces, hot mustard, garlic, all nothing. Now with that said. Good morning to the very few people who read this. Not that I write for views or anything. I write because I can be the insane person I wa... [Read more]
Coffee keeps me sane, and you alive.
January 19, 2022 at 10:13am
Okay, so on the second cup of coffee, I might be sane enough to type this now. I took a couple of days off from writing a blog, but not to break my trying to write everyday rule, I have been working on a story, so I kept that up. Plus, I did school work, so there is a lot of writing there. LOL. We got nailed over the last two days with a lot of snow. The bonus to being in a wheelchair is that I don't get to shovel it anymore. My brother bought a snowblower, though, so I miss out on the f... [Read more]
Early morning ranting
January 15, 2022 at 8:20am
Well, I been up around half an hour now and enjoying the peace and quiet of being the only one up. I know it won't last long, but I'm going to enjoy it while I can. So far this morning, I am feeling okay, not really coughing, just tired, and a little bit of a toothache I had since yesterday afternoon. Honestly, today would be one of those days I probably would have slept in if not for someone locking Captain Attention Whore, aka my cat Jasper in my room this morning. He is relentless whe... [Read more]
Hulk Smash!
January 14, 2022 at 1:58pm
Man, I wish I could go outside for a smoke right now or have one. I've had 2 or 3 in months now, and I'm just so stressed it's actually almost tempting to risk the pain of that plastic thing called a leg and go outside, except I'm pretty sure my smokes are stale as hell considering they were bought in October. Fuck I want my leg to grow back. After they finally cure some of those deadly diseases out there, they should work on making body parts grow back? Then who knows immortalit... [Read more]
Now for something Unexpected
January 12, 2022 at 11:34pm
I kept telling myself I would blog all day, but now it's just after 10:00pm, and I feel old because I am tired. That might be because I'm being forced to sit in the dark. After all, people are sleeping here already. By people, I mean my mom, who sleeps on the couch because we just have way too many people living here and fuck do I ever need to find a place we can afford so I can take my crazy little brood and move somewhere I can have peace and quiet. At this rate, I might go crazy prett... [Read more]
Oh hi North Korean Overlords *waves*
January 11, 2022 at 2:00pm
I wasn't going to write this early in the day today. I figured I would honestly have nothing to say until early evening. Lol Life said bring it on, though, and stopped my plans for the day again. Woke up with the earache from hell this morning. Had my two cups of blueberry coffee and ate breakfast. All normal. Wanted to get some time in World of Warcraft, but that went downhill because my ear just wouldn't me be. Then just to add fun to the day my brother came home from his better rapid ... [Read more]
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
January 10, 2022 at 11:39pm
Do breaking resolutions count if you are too sick to write? Yesterday that was me, unfortunately so was the day before. Maybe I just needed to catch up on sleep or something because I was out like a light 80% of the time. The other 20% I had migraine level headaches or felt like I would throw up. Though the mystery might be solved, and my ear infection might be on its way back or have migrated further into my ear because it is hurting like a bitch, I'm feeling dizzy, and this nausea is just ... [Read more]
Look at me Ma! I can spell my name some days!
January 7, 2022 at 11:46pm
So trying something new here this blog entry. I've never really done one of these pop-up challenges before, but tag me in anything and give it a full shot because I'm always up for anything. So when popped up with her challenge post I had to jump at it, especially when I saw the topic of Taboo! My heart leapt in my chest, and it was off to the races I went. I've never been one to shy away from any topic in my writing, even back in the earliest days on my first account (which I... [Read more]
Burning bridges shore to shore!
January 7, 2022 at 8:59am
Mornings are for coffee, and apparently, I am getting bitched at by my mom. Ah, the joys of life. I'm thinking now is not the time to show her I found new nice tablets for us that she has been looking for, Lol. She is getting a nice big bone-in ham ready to cook she bought. Oh no, my sister-in-law and her kids don't like ham, oh what shall we do? *laughs* As you can tell, that is me being sarcastic. My coffee cup is almost empty. It needs a refill, but I don't want to go near the ... [Read more]
I welcome our new North Korea Overlords? LOL
January 6, 2022 at 9:16am
(I started this blog yesterday, but I got sick. So I went to bed. ) Well, another day of trying to write every day. My day has been very unproductive once again. I somehow woke up to my fat-ass orange cat in my room at 5:00 am and aggressively wanted cuddles and attention. That was it for my sleep. He laid with me till 7:30 till my bladder wanted to burst from his heavy ass pressing on it, so I had to disturb him, which meant it was time for my addiction to Maud's Blueberry Coffee. I'm n... [Read more]
Yes I went there!
January 5, 2022 at 1:41am
Okay, I'm writing again in my blog, keeping up with my trying to write something new daily thing. I'm feeling a lot better today. Just still a mild sore throat, coughing the very odd time, stiff, nothing a cough drop, some Buckleys and a few Tylenol doesn't fix. The real issue is the bone on the side of the foot is broken again. It fucking hurts like a bitch. That bone infection I battled for over a year and a half left the bone very brittle, but it is nothing I can't deal with. ... [Read more]
More Delusional Predictions?
January 3, 2022 at 10:04am
So keeping with this whole writing more thing, I will do another blog entry. So I am going to do some more. 1) Some Trump-like figure tells the world's sheep to drink a chemical that will cure Covid. Those who don't die take on a blue glow for life. 2) Scientology will finally be labelled a cult officially and driven underground. All so-called churchgoers will be arrested. Those not arrested will become a terrorist group trying to overthrow the government. 3) It will finally be... [Read more]
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings
July 18, 2020 at 5:17pm
Oh man I'm going to try to write this without passing out at my desk which right now might be a major feat because I think I slept the last hour at my desk. Lol. And... I already just zoned out twice but now I got up and got a fresh can of diet Pepsi. Maybe if I drink a couple of these I'll be fine and wake up some. If not I do have a few packs of G Fuel kicking around. G Fuel is a marketed gaming energy drink with electrolytes, vitamins and a shit load of caffeine. I've just been i... [Read more]
Houston, we have a problem
June 14, 2020 at 7:51pm
Welp this day so far has sucked some major ass. People all around me are cranky as fuck. Its like I want to tell them to shut the fuck up already. My brother who lives up in northern Manitoba where some of the greatest fishing in the world is keeps posting pictures of the great fish he is catching. Specially pickerel, between telling him I hate him I keep telling him he better bring us some because I haven't had any in a while. He insists we are going fishing when he comes in July. I'm l... [Read more]
What we've got here is failure to communicate
June 14, 2020 at 12:56pm
Ugh I got to go out today, wound care day. Which might be a good thing because it looks like my stuff leaked threw. I slept in this morning but I'm still sitting here yawning. I can't wait till I get my homecare back. I don't have to dread going out every day. You would think I'd be used to it already but it still spikes my anxiety a lot. Not to mention it's hard on my body. Even though I got my walker I'm still paranoid I'm going to fall or something or worse have a ... [Read more]
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
June 11, 2020 at 6:05pm
Today started out a great day. I got up early as a hell. Went to my weekly apt at this one hospital that has my infectious disease doctor. Got my x-rays done before my apt. Was fine, Almost lept off the chair in happiness when the doctor said my days of IV drugs daily were gone. Least for now. Though the fact they are keeping my PICC line in for a while longer feels a little like a dooms day device waiting to go off. But for now all I need is wound care daily, and that will start at home again, ... [Read more]
First Post. The Story of Your new god :)
June 9, 2020 at 9:17am
Well, it's just after 7 am as I start writing this. Not sure how long it will take me either. I got all these thoughts currently on what I'd like to write here, but I am also in a lot of pain this morning. You see currently I have a hole in my foot. When I say hole, I mean a hole. If you look inside it goes to the bone. I'm 100% serious about this. I am a diabetic, type 1, the fun stick a needle in your stomach kind of diabetic. It's already killed off a lot of my eyesight, caus... [Read more]

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