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Santa with a Halo? Not.
ad for the frightmare contest
Come have a ball
Make your presence known
this holiday at the "Frightmare Contest
Thanks for the Samta Cookie. Yum.
Tips for making your protagonist look their best in your entry for this month's 'WdC Character Contest'

For the character who is

Chronically absent
- A man like him is hard to find.
- It seemed her career was taking off.

The office drunk
- I feel his talent is wasted here.
- Every hour with her was a happy hour.

- There is nothing you can teach this man.
- You can recommend this lady with no qualifications whatever.

- His true ability was deceiving.
- She is an unbelievable work.

Got one of your own?

Lazy: "You will be lucky if you can get her to work for you."
you turkey's out there
know what day it is?
a class act
Time to ham things up
if you know what's good for you
Now that's funny! *Rolling*
Yep. It's Turkey Day, so I hope you're Hungary and there's not too much Greece.

/ Czech, please!
see above.

Happy 3rd, Bob!!!
Kindest Regards, Lilli
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*BalloonB* *Quill* *BalloonG* Happy 3rd WdC Anniversary, Bob! *BalloonG* *Quill* *BalloonB*
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Have You Read These?

The Worlds Shortest Books

The Blonde Think Tank
Meditation for Attention Deficit Disorders
History Major Career Opportunities
Joy Of Celibacy
Everything Men Know About Women
Everything Women Know About Men
All classics
Happy Third, my man!

Hope you have a good one, hope you have a hundred more on top!
*BalloonV* Happy anniversary! *BalloonV*
Happy 3rd WDC anniversary!

Keep Writing
Ever have one of those days?

Best write it down and enter it
into this month's
"Frightmare Contest
It could be a real winner.
Enter October's
"Shadows in the Dark Short Story Contest

Before it disappears
Two more short stories needed
Looking for more turkeys
Photo for November's Frightmare contest
to enter the "Writing 4 Kids Contest

Here's my attempt
"Too Many Questions