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Notes by Jeffrey Meyer, in chronological orderNotes by Jeffrey Meyer
Sometimes it feels like I don't a minute for me, like I'm traveling "Around the World
Ever have trouble keeping your mind on-task? Me, too. Sometimes, all I can think about is what's "Around the Corner
The May 2026 round of

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has ended, and the winner has been crowned!


This was another interesting this month!

*Fireworks5* Congratulations *Fireworks6* (and thanks) goes to:


F
irst place, with it's prize of 20,000 GPs, goes to
lonewolf for his take on
"Vampire Whales

Second Place, for 8,000 GPs:
greenwillow with
"Bullet in a Gun

And
"Bumper sticker from wiesblaize
earns the 2,000 bonus points for a piece involving a veteran.





Incredible stories as always!

And my sincere thanks for participating in this challenge. It is wonderful to get such writing delivered directly to my doorstep, so to speak.

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Your submissions keep this contest fun!

If you have time for one more prompt contest, please hop over to the main "The Adam West Conspiracy page and check out our unique selection of one-of-a-kind title prompts.

Hope to see you in the huddle soon!

(Don't forget, you can see all historical submissions to this contest here: "Library of Arcane Conspiracy Theories!)
 
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JUNE TITLES:

*Cloud* ---Detrimetaphysical--- *Cloud*
*Music2* ---This Hymn Needs More Gong--- *Music2*
*Pray* ---An Impossible Grace--- *Pray*
*Drink* ---A Relentless Beer--- *Drink*
*Apple* ---Hopeful Apples--- *Apple*

Remember:
Use one of these
as your title; and the title itself should not be used in the story.

Bonus Points:
Automatic 1,000 GPs Just for Submitting
 


*Dollar**Coins*   Thousands of GPs in Prizes!   *Coins**Dollar*
Enter your June Submission Before It's Too Late!
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Quill 2025 Nominee
Procrastination bit me in the.... elbow and shoulder. *Headbang* Normally, I could have typed like the wind and gotten an entry in, but injury took away that option. This month, I shall start early! In just a minute... *Laugh* Seriously, a title already stood out and called to me. Now, just to craft the tale! Looking forward to seeing all of them this month, too!
Ack, I missed this again... well, you changed your formatting some? Fancy *Cool*
ADAM WEST PARTICIPANTS!

Obviously, May is closed. I will get the new titles for June up post haste and begin reading your May entries soon.

June has started off with a
huge workload, personally and professionally, and the contest end flew right past me! *Shock*
Thank you for your patience!
I want to want to write. But right now, I'm "Lost in the Brain Sauce
blueyez - and now I need to go buy a bag of marshmallows
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2025 Quill Awards Winner
Seems like at least once a day, someone stakes themselves as the albeit unqualified authority on something, and it drives me "Absolutely Crazy
This post is funny. I would know. I'm the undisputed expert on newsfeed hilarity. Nobody can detect newsfeed hilarity like me. Ask anyone. They'll tell you. I'm the best newsfeed-hilarity detector the world has ever known and will ever know.
Consider:

We only exist for about a hundred years--four generations.
1          The first generation knows us intimately
2
         The second generation knows us socially
3
         The third generation barely even knows us
4
         And the fourth barely knows of us.

And then...we are truly gone except for an obscure entry in a census book and a piece of rock in a field or a bucket of ash in the corner of a dusty attic.

Food for thought.
This calls for a cunning plan:

The April 2026 round of

*Bats*  "The Adam West Conspiracy  *Bats*

has ended, and the winner has been crowned!


This was tough, tough, tough this month!

*Fireworks5* Congratulations *Fireworks6* (and thanks) goes to:


greenwillow
won first place for "Digital

just edging out the second place winner

lonewolf for
his variation on "The Resurrection Machine

And I'm happy to offer an Honorable Mention to
stoland1999 for
"The Teeth of Passion




Incredible stories as always!

And my sincere thanks for participating in this challenge. It is wonderful to get such writing delivered directly to my doorstep, so to speak.

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Your submissions keep this contest fun!

If you have time for one more prompt contest, please hop over to the main "The Adam West Conspiracy page and check out our unique selection of one-of-a-kind title prompts.

Hope to see you in the huddle soon!

(Don't forget, you can see all historical submissions to this contest here: "Library of Arcane Conspiracy Theories!)
 
Congratulations to greenwillow and lonewolf! *Party* *Fireworks1* *Fireworks5* *Fireworks6*

Thank you! It was a fun month to contribute and I'm looking forward to what's in store for May.
*Delight*

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May 2026 TITLES

--- *Whale1* Vampire Whales *Whale1* ---
--- *Woman* Waiting For Our Mothers to Change *Woman* ---
--- *Angry* Run-of-the-Mill Hate *Angry* ---
--- *Right* The Pykrete Bifurcation *Left* ---
--- *Clock2* It's Never Too Early to Fail *Clock2* ---


REMEMBER to use one of these AS YOUR TITLE

Looking forward to another set of incredible stories!!

BONUS CHALLENGE

Most countries have some day that commemorates their fallen soldiers.
In the USA, for example, Memorial Day, at the end of May, remembers those fallen in war.
Similarly, in late April, Australia observes ANZAC day.
And so on throughout the world.

To that end:

You will receive an
*Coins* Extra 2,000 gift points *Coins*
if your story is centered around

war, the military, fallen soldiers,
or even living veterans of combat


--any genre: nonfiction, historical fiction, sci-fi, whatever!--

whether you're a winner, runner-up, or neither!

Of course you can write anything you want, though! *Wink*

 
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Thank you to those of you who submitted to the April 2026 round of

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I will be reading and reviewing these pieces over the next week, and the
winners should be crowned by next weekend.

New titles will appear shortly.

I hope you choose to join the conspiracy again next month, as well. Feel free to bring a friend; we're always looking for new recruits to inculcate with our dark ways!



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2025 Quill Awards Winner
Sometimes I work from home, and other times I work from the office. But sometimes work takes me "On the Road Again.
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2025 Quill Awards Winner
Ack! I need to write faster! (been working on it for a week and it's still only halfway done...)
It's that time in life to hit the books again. But am I ready? I mean, "Do the Books Hit Back?
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