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I was trying to focus just now, and I forgot what I was focusing on. I'm just not sure what to target right now. You ever feel like that? You ever just wonder "Isn't There Anything to Do?Open in new Window.
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Quill 2025 Nominee
Are you waiting to get snowed in, too? Maybe you're doing what I'm doing. Maybe you're in "The Nesting PhaseOpen in new Window.
Having a fight with your four-legged Fiend? I share your pain with these little "Domesticated TerroristsOpen in new Window.
Time to take a Time-Out! "Break Time!Open in new Window.
Not to harp on the issue, but goodness, it bears further... well, bitching and moaning. "The Age of (Un)ReasonOpen in new Window.
Anybody feeling under the weather? Maybe this is the cure: "A Medicinal ManuscriptOpen in new Window.
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         It's definitely a cure! If not for under-weatherness, then at least for gloominess and boredom! It's a great read! Truth is rarely this funny!
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Come Now and Draw Near

All you who shall read these presents: Greetings!

Now comes before the community the matter of 26 paychecks
in which
The community shall willingly and happily participate in
*Construction* tasks, opportunities, and activities *Construction*
to further the spirit of camaraderie and
esprit de plume!


*Fireworks4* Draw nigh and answer Aye! *Fireworks1*
to the calling of the Taskmaster, Annette Author Icon,
as she calls us to link arms, lift spirits, and generally get off our duffs!


Proudly presented is the new and promising gift to WdC:

"26 Paychecks Open in new Window.

Gift Points (Definitely) --- Merit Badges (Possibly) --- Cash Money (Definitely not) --- Fame, Fortune, & Prestige (Well...)

Let us begin!

No purchase necessary, void in no states. Redeeming this for retail would just be dumb, and would only reward you with dumb points instead of gift points. Pants are optional. Godspeed, good luck, good grief, and good golly Miss Molly! The King is dead; Long live the King.

--Burma Shave
The December 2025 round of

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has ended, and the winners have been crowned!

This month was an especially hard month to judge!

I want to offer
*Fireworks5*congratulations*Fireworks6* to the first and second place winners.

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Maddie Stone <2026 Edition> Author Icon submitted "Business Knows No GodsOpen in new Window. for first place

with Second Place going to

I Heart My Sox Author Icon with "--- The Next Future --- Open in new Window..

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All contestants played the bonus card and won the extra 2000 GPs promised, too!

Thank you for the excellent stories, all of you!

As always, thank you for participating in this challenge.

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Your submissions keep this contest fun!

If you have time for one more prompt contest, please
hop over to the main "The Adam West ConspiracyOpen in new Window. page and check out our unique selection of one-of-a-kind title prompts.

Hope to see you in the huddle soon!

(Don't forget, you can see all historical submissions to this contest here: "Library of Arcane Conspiracy TheoriesOpen in new Window.!)
Anybody else hungry around here? Maybe this little appetizer will help. "What's Cookin'?Open in new Window.
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My portfolio has been significantly updated. To save space, I have moved many of my flash fiction pieces into a Book Item: "Flashes of InspirationOpen in new Window..

These are mostly entries I submitted to
"Daily Flash Fiction ChallengeOpen in new Window. that did not win.

Special thanks to ruwth Author Icon who explained to me how I could move these to a book item, making more room in my portfolio while not having to actually delete its contents.
*Music2* Baby it's cold outside... *Music1* Remember when that lent the world the atmosphere of freakish holiday? So do I. I guess it's true: there's just "Snowplace Like HomeOpen in new Window..
Anybody feeling less than energized? You're not alone: "Re-Tired For LifeOpen in new Window.
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Wait a while, those things you mentioned you still do, just exhausted me reading them. I'm tired now, maybe a nap. *Laugh*
I'm sad to announce we've lost one of our friends recently. I mean—he's not dead; but Enthusiasm Author Icon has decided to step away from our community to pursue his trade elsewhere, and I wish him all the luck in the world.

Before he goes and clears out his portfolio (which will be a huge loss, in my opinion; I'm a terrific fan), I wanted to highlight two of his recent works that just knocked my socks off.
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 Artisinal Gluttony Open in new Window. (E)
A gourmet’s quest for novel sensations leads her to consume distilled human experiences.
#2350157 by Enthusiasm Author IconMail Icon

 Shopping for My Favorite Christ Open in new Window. (E)
A soul finds solace in a broken Christ who offers presence, not perfection.
#2348440 by Enthusiasm Author IconMail Icon

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Please join me in wishing someone I came to think of as a friend the brightest literary future possible. Good luck, my friend!!

 
 
 
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Aw, shucks, I thought this was absolutely delightful and hilarious, and it won an Official Award *Shock2* Don't tell me it'll disappear 🫠

The Indecent Proposal  Open in new Window. (E)
A man battles his bossy AI butler Jeeves, only to face its absurd rebirth as a vacuum
#2346104 by Enthusiasm Author IconMail Icon
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