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Happy July everyone! I meant to make a Newsfeed post earlier but the ancient Chromebook I'm forced to use is having trouble staying connected to the Internet and only certain staff members at the day hab that includes the tech lab I'm using have the wi-fi password. Anyways, here's a pun for you! *Laugh*

Setting: A Bar
Farmer 1: I bathe my pigs every single day!
Farmer 2: Hogwash!
Happy June to you. *Bug*
Pssst... Hey! Over here...
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BOOPS!
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!!!BIG DERG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

MEMORIAL DAY
For Memorial Day I want to share and extra special image that I will be adding to my "Exclusive Derg MB Lineup Group" . Pre Orders are now available for the next 7 days (ends next Sunday at midnight) at 60k GP. Give those who have served their country a very special derg MB to show you care!

Memorial Derg
Derg Says Hello!
galumphs into the newsfeed. He ends up going to fast and collides into the far wall before he can stop himself. Grinning his trademark goofy grin he begins to greet all those present with his typical derg sized hugs.
Gives a silly willy billy BOOPSIES~BOOPS~!!
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!!!BIG DERG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
The Custom Derg MB "Scholarly Derg is now officially out! I will immediately be sending the MB to those who have pre-purchased it (CR pending of course). To celebrate the official release I will give out the next 5 orders of this badge for 75k GP instead of 100k GP, so first come first serve! Ordering for those other than yourself is not just allowed, but encouraged! Feel free to show off your badge in the Newsfeed!

For more info see:
 
GROUP
Exclusive Derg MB Lineup Group  (E)
A group for creating dragon themed exclusive MB.

I will now be taking recommendations concerning my 3rd Custom Derg MB. Feel free to comment on the MB image, title, and description.

Gentlederg
Uncle Gulp
Wise and contented. Perfect MB for those who have spent their time on WDC and/or help others on this site.
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GROUP
Exclusive Derg MB Lineup Group  (E)
A group for creating dragon themed exclusive MB.


Please note the extra information concerning gifting these Custom MB (second paragraph). Also note the new title and description for the third custom MB (Gentlederg). Is it clear enough that the term comes from gentleman? Does the description work?
A Derg Joke
Donald and Goofy went into a bar and ordered some drinks. Shortly afterwards Goofy fell off the stool unconscious. One customer turned to another and said, "That duck must have slipped him a Mickey!"
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Derg Sharing Time!

In the spirit of 's Sea Shanty music videos and my own love for dragons, I present this video! What could be better than a friendly dragon helping out some sailors in their time of need?! Plus, the tune is super catchy! Check out below and let me know what you think!

Loved it!!
wolfkingdom - Thought you might!
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A Derq Question
For my 3rd Custom Derg MB I have the picture but lack a decisive answer on what to title the MB and what MB descriptive text should go with it. Any thoughts on the follolwing as well as any original suggestions would be greatly apppreciated!

Uncle Gulp
Comforting Derg
For those who need a dragon sized comforting claw during their time of need

OR

Content Derg
For those that have obtained dergdom by finding true happiness in life.
Did you mean "Content Derg"? Contenet reminds me of the word continent, which I don't recommend. Lol
Comforting derg.
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A Derg Dare
Try saying the following three times fast:

A perky pikachu is the perfect Pokemon partner from Pallet.

PS. For those that don't know, Ash is from Pallet town and Pallet is also where you get your starter Pikachu Pokemon in the original Pokemon Yellow gameboy game.

Pokemon Yellow Pikachu Intro (for nostalgia's sake!)
https://youtu.be/Fj_cCNy_Zmo?si=eelvOMr9ugHw9zc9
A Derg Alert!!!

I think I got a computer virus from ...

Newsfeed Picture
Embrace the FLOOF OF FLOOFS!!
A Derg Question
Pokemon sure know how to have fun together!
Where is this Pikachu, Tokapi, and Lapris going and what will they do?

Newsfeed Pic
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A Derg Thank You!
Thank you so much to everyone who bought my second custom MB! Your patronage will not only help me to continue to afford my Upgraded WDC account (and all the fun Newsfeed posts I give you) but it will also help me to continue to create even more Custom Derg MBs! Let's celebrate with a little activity.

What comes to your mind when you see this derg? Who is he? What does he do? What is his personality?

Uncle Gulp
This Derg is reminiscing on the visit of his grandchildren last week.
He looks like the same as the Scholar Derg, like he's lived a long and full life and is sitting back, reflecting on what he's learned.
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!Derg Custom MB Important Update!
Starting next pre-order two things in my Custom Derg MB Lineup "Exclusive Derg MB Lineup Group"  will change. First, the price for pe-ordering will increase from 50k GP to 60k GP (50k GP will go towards ordering the custom MB and another 10k GP will cover the cost of sending the purchaser the MB).

Second, I will be setting the pre-order dates from Monday to Sunday at midnight. This will allow everyone exactly one week to make the discounted purchase before they go to full price. This will be regardless of how long it takes for the MB to come out. I think this method is more "fair" since it gives everyone a visible deadline rather than have you guessing how much time you have left to get the MB at the half-off pre-order price.
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Exclusive Derg MB Lineup Group  (E)
A group for creating dragon themed exclusive MB.


Important! This item has updated information!














!Custom Derg MB Information!
To all who had questions regarding my new Custom Derg MB Line-Up please read and fan the following item. This should answer your questions on MB availability and pricing.

 
GROUP
Exclusive Derg MB Lineup Group  (E)
A group for creating dragon themed exclusive MB.
Gives dragondawna snoots boops!
I'm on the list, but not in the group.
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