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A Derg Question

What does the Smarter Than the Average Bear steal from picnics?

Weekend Picture
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The whole picnic.
He lifts the picnicers wallets, because he can use their credit cards to buy anything he wants without having to present i.d. to prove he's not a cartoon bear.
Humble Poet PNG and less Author Icon - I like this one! Very original!
Here's a classic catchy theme song that can really get stuck in your head.

https://youtu.be/ZZ5IWRz78DY?si=IpeLU3dtFDjedwb6

Scribe Gulp
City Inspector Yani

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Talk Like Yoda Day it is!
According to https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/.
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Happy I am, this grand day.
A Derg Question
Fred is looking forward to dinner. What will it be?
Weekday Picture
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Tyrannosaurus Rex gizzard.
Stego-burger with BBQ T-Rex ribs,fried Pteradactlye Egg, and a granite cup of fizzy Pebble Soda.
Brontasaurus Burgers
Ok, be honest. Who here is enjoying my "A Derg Question" newsfeed posts?
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Not sure if this was one of them, but I liked the one about Sponge Bob and the beach. lol
I think it's fun!
Totally gets my mind going... With CHAOTIC ANSWERS!😂😂😂
A Derg Question

You just woke up. What is the last thing you want to hear?
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"Who are you!'
Someone rattling off a list of things that have to be done that day. Usually it is my muse and my inner critic.
"You're caregivers called out for the day."
A Derg Queston

Ruh-oh! Like Zoinks! What are they running from from this time?!
Weekday Picture
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The return of the robot sailor.
Maybe a G-G-G-Ghost!!! *Ghost*
KingsSideCastle Author Icon -
Velma: Oh Shaggy, you know there's no such things as ghosts.
Shaggy: Yeah, but does the ghost know that?
*Laugh*
Confused Derg Wonders

If Bikini Bottom is under the sea, how does it have a beach?

Spongebob Squarepants
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SandraLynn Author Icon - Same wacky logic as the beach...
S.potato Author Icon - Wouldn't explain the underwater waves though, but good thinking!
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - i guess not. Artistic license.
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A Derg Question

You find yourself trapped in Minecraft with no way to escape. What would you do for a living and what other things would you do?

Weekday Picture
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I would set up a base within a mountain side and start raising chickens so I can open a "Lava Chicken" stand for everyone to come and enjoy!
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - Will you give discounts to dergs? If so, I'd be your best customer! *Laugh*
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - Of course I would!
The weekend is almost upon us. Time for this derg to take a well deserved break.

Uncle Gulp
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Ah, nothing like a cup of tea.
This mountain hides a secret inside/on top. What is it?
Weekday Picture
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Within a cave holds the famous "Mystical Derg Clothing Store"!

It's said that whomever purchases a item from this store, they are forever changed into a Derg that the article of clothing represents.
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - Huh. Could you give an example?
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - Let's say a girl walks in and buys a pair of reading glasses, when she puts them on.

Slowly but surely, she feels slight tingles run through her as she turns to a beautiful dragoness dressed as a librarian, with the mind to match.
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Today is Beverage Day! What is your favorite beverage?

Sheriff Gulp
City Inspector Yani

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Powerade, the blue kind though anything but orange works for me. It's all about the ingredients, not fizzy, not made with potato starch and actually tastes okay.
chocolate milk
good old fashioned coffee
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I've always wanted to learn how to play D&D but I have no idea where to start. I have no knowledge of how the game works other than the inevitable references you see in many TV shows and movies. I've tried to look stuff up but it was just overwhelming. Is there anyone here on WDC who wouldn't mind using their time teaching me? I have a Discord account that we can use for this purpose. Please email or reply to this post if you want to help a noob.

Gulp Fishing
Yani Takes a Cruise

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Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - It's a Giphy saying, "Did someone say my name?" with a figure showing up as if they'd been talked about.
BIG BAD WOLF is Merry Author Icon - Thanks for the clarification
The Derg Corner
For anyone who needs to get anything off their chest or just someone to talk to, Uncle Gulp is here to listen!
Uncle Gulp
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*Fox*~UN-KIE!!
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - Uncle Gulp coolly sits by the fire sipping his tea.
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - *gives floofs boops*
I've just edited an item in my portfolio:
 
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Uncle Gulp Open in new Window. (E)
Uncle Gulp


I've changed the image name from Confidable Gulp to Uncle Gulp
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