Me again and still confused. With all this talk about increasing crime, it finally happened to me. But I was lucky. Two days ago I happened to be home when a burglar broke into my house. I grabbed my laser-guided pistol and though shaking and nervous, I managed to keep the red dot on his face, chest, and groin and our big ol’ tomcat did the rest til the police came. |
what did the tom cat do?????? Did the burglur come through the door or a window? |
Yep! That trusty ol' tomcat did what all try-to-catch-'ems did; it wreaked scratch and tear destruction on all of those dots. Right? |
Me again, and still confused. Is it just me? Yesterday, I had to call 2 credit card companies and a government agency. Every one was robot answered asking me to press 1 for English. But when someone finally answered, I still couldn't understand 'em. Well they'n can butter my butt and call me a biscuit, cuz I otta start ta jawjackin' back at 'em in Kintucky holla twang; see's if'n they kin diggit. |
Me again and still confused. I don’t understand why vegetarians keep ragging on me because I enjoy a good steak now and then. I mean, of all the cave drawings discovered there has never been one with a painting of a salad. |
AmyJo-Thankful in heart - All cows do is eat vegetation and fart. Doesn’t that describe a vegan as well? Ah, what the devil do I know… I’m still confused. |