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Me again, and I'm confused...
A friend of mine is going into the service and wants me to adopt his three parrots
but the wife won't let me have 'em because she says:
"they'll start talking in fowl language?"
Oy, I'm still confused.
Don't take the parrots.

Unless you want to have to be talked into a corner by 4.
Happy 15th anniversary!
Me again... and I'm confused.

Is it true a marriage study was done that concluded wives who gain weight
live longer than husbands who mention it?
I'm still confused.
I can’t respond, 🌓 HuntersMoon. I’m busy picking out your headstone.
That is a true fact backed by science and police investigations worldwide.
He who does not help to destress the wife, could pay with his life.
well, did you write something wonderful to celebrate?

Happy 15th WDC Anniversary, DRSmith. Wow! That's a KaBunCHA Years!!! *Ha*

YOU rock, Mister!!! *Witch*

15 years here on wdc is a long time. I hope you write something wonderful to celebrate. Happy Anniversary .

Happy Birthday! Have a simply mahhhhvelous day! *Witch*

*Confettir* *Balloong* *Confettib* *Cake2* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR SMITH! *Cakep* *Confettio* *Balloonr* *Confettiv*
Here is wishing you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD FRIEND with *BalloonS* S *ConfettiB* *CakeB* and all that stuff
Let me tell ya, things are rough these days...

A gal at the bar overheard I was out of work and asked if was financially secure.
I said, "let me put it this way... a thief broke into my house last night lookin' for money.
When he woke me up, I started lookin' with him!"
That bad, huh! *Rolling* Jokes aside, I can relate but thankfully the Internet is full of opportunities to make money.
Me again, and I'm confused...

True story... a friend goes into Micky D's and saw McNuggets on the menu
in lots of 6, 9, or 12. So he asked for a 1/2 dozen nuggets.
"I'm sorry, Sir," came the clerk's response. "We don't have a half dozen,
only 6, 9, or 12."
"So you're telling me I can't order a half dozen... seriously?"
"That's right... only 6, 9, or 12."

And they want $15 an hour? What are our millennials learning these days?
Aww, give the poor kid a break. I'm sure they don't have calculators, and they aren't allowed to have cellphones on the floor. *Laugh*