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W hile I sit anticipating May 2025's approach, I decided to start early on my new portfolio image. This is the image Rainey and I came up with...I think it's pretty good. Yes, it's okay to toss stones, I know I am an old misogynistic fool objectifying the female form, taking advantage of Rainey's good humor and trust.. But when the curves of a woman stop exciting me... It will be safe to assume I am dead because even a gay fellow would have to agree this wood nymph would not go unnoticed, perhaps even more so if it were raining harder. I love my muse. She has a bit of every woman I have known and loved. Dare I share, she doesn't suffer from the restraints of modesty. In fact, in the first shot, she wanted to run naked down the path. But I realized that I needed the image to be PG-rated. I insisted she put a little something on, and she did. But still, we had to turn around as the backlit images were too hot for the flowers.  |
I just added a new entry to my BLOG ""Oh, Really, Joey, you can't say that!""  "Do Many U.S. Big Cities Not Report All Their Crime Stats?" |
| I thought I was too old for these April Fool's Day pranks, but Rainey (my Muse) had other ideas; she turned off my alarm last night, which allowed me to oversleep. So my first trick to receive was to miss my 9:30 doctor's appointment. I wonder what other trick she has planned for the day... |
| I don't think I'd have the courage to schedule a doctor's appointment on April Fools' Day. Way too many things can go wrong, even if one does wake up on schedule. |
Reply| Here is my Personal Quote of the Day: "Dumb-ass:" A state of being resulting from the release of massive amounts of adrenaline in a vessel containing testosterone. by Joey Clark 9/4/2015 |
| I've added a new entry to my book, ""Oh, Really, Joey, you can't say that!"" : ""The AI Art Debate: My Take as a Creative Writer"" Let's see if I can generate even more crap to talk about, or not! |
| Yesterday was my Birthday. I spent the day off with family and friends in the real world… Now, that’s a sad statement. Some might think it implies that the worlds we visit and enjoy here on WdC are not of substance… No, these quick trips into fantasy, mystery, horror, and glee are sometimes more real and inspiring than the events surrounding the realms outside my den and desk. The truth of this comes the day after when it takes me more than an hour to thank the members of the best damn writing website in existence for all their well wishes! For any I missed… please know I am always thankful for your notes, cards, C-notes, reviews, and those loverly Merit Badges. Now let me get busy; the end of the month is on the morrow, and I still have stuff to do. P.S. Note for the Grammar police: What I do by mistake is not always the case… twisting the language is the fundamental reason things are sometimes so loverly! If they can write songs about it, why can’t we write it so? |
| I wasn't trolling for more well-wishers; I was just thanking those who did. To which I simply replied, "Thanks," which seemed lusterless! Now to those who might comment on my age... I just had a CT Scan of my chest and upper body... I thought I might have arthritis, but the Doc said it was just... "Early Onset Rigamortis." |
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