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|Nominated for worst song |
That's Cheezy, She's smooth like Velveeta
Nominated for the worst band
Nominated for the oddest instrumental
Herbert Twangs six minute mouth harp/kazoo solo
Nominated for weirdest new female artist
Patina Pixie famous for her hit A dance around the mushroom never hurt
|It's like hockey but with brooms and one of those big rubber balls you remember from elementary school. |
I am looking for star players with strong sweeping technique
|There were lots of talented sweepers, but it was my superior technique that won the day. Truly this is an historic moment in the history of competitive sweeping. |
I'd like to thank my mom, my family, god, and that little dog who does it's business on my lawn every morning.
|I can sweep with the best of them. When the dust settles one man will still be dusting ...me|
|how to get followed by great wind |
1 eat can of beans
2 eat four bean burritos
3. Munch down bowl of chili
4 wait eight hours
5 wait for the wind
6 be followed by the great wind where ever you go
*for bonus points when shopping and the great wind follows you down an aisle quickly move to another so as not to take the blame for how the wind smells.
|Its hard being a letter conservationist. Its terrible AEIOU and sometimes Y, bully the other letters. T runs the alphabets soup bar and grill. While Z gets forgotten about.|
|Seven went crazy and ate nine. It was very sad |
|I have hair so it confuses all my enemies .For instance, |
A man wearing tights and a mask appraoches me. The bright colors are enough to scare a bird from it's nest. I watch his mask move slightly with his lips. "Are you doctor Bald?"
"Yes I am doctor Bald."
"But you have hair."
I rub my hands in an evil fashion, "excellent, my diabolical plan is working."
|Just FYI, I love scrolling back through your old notebook posts to see how they match up with your new names. They don't at all, and it's perfect. It's just the right amount of chaos :)|