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Sorry I'm late.
Birthday today - the big 50... yeaaaa me.

Happy Birthday!

Turning 50 is awesome! Absolutely "Yay you"!!

When I turned 50, my co-workers decorated my space all in black. *Shock* I hope your celebration is more...colorful!
Happy Birthday and I hope you have a great and safe day today.
Happy Birthday!

Here is a little humor that crossed my desk... very funny. EH..

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

The devil realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
I have one question.

Who are the Leafs?

Lol jk
Even I know who the Leafs are! The Alburquerque Pink Leafs. They're a sports team based out of the Baton Rouge Kindergarten. If memory serves, they are a clogthreeping outfit, and in 2019 they finished 128th out of 92 teams. Their most famous player was Bob 'The Hitperson' Hope, who once scored 100 points for the opposition. Though what that has to do with Canadia I'm not sure.

Wait. What? I looked it up. I thought they were talking about the Canadian Maple Leafs.

I just found out:
I really was born under a rock in a cave. Lol
I've just edited an item in my portfolio:
ManxJack: Case of the Missing Mousies  (E)
A Teen Sci-fi story about a super intel cat and a side kick mouse who works for CIA. (WIP)

Updated only the genre flags to teen from children flag...

I've added a new item to my portfolio:
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Excerpt sample of my novella: Full story can and will be published in book coming soon: -
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Welcome back, and keep on writing!

“Just popping in to leave you a gift. Here are some tarts given to you by the Knave of Hearts! Cheerio!”
Alice in Wonderland

I've just edited an item in my portfolio:
The Tunnel on the Edge of Heaven  (E)
Prompt Exercise for the posted picture.
updated spelling typos
Hey, did you know there's a wonderland going on right now. If you want to have “tarts given to you from the Knave of Hearts” then come to my folder here: "Wonderland Here We Go - PART 1 & 2"   by Beacon - Pumpkin 8 Yrs and you will see what I'm talking about. Oh, watch out, the white rabbit is trying to get somewhere but I'm trying to follow him.
I see we have a common author interest. My earliest readings of Science Fiction were mainly Burroughs and Andre Norton. Entering high school, I grew interested in Bradley, Asimov, Saberhagen, and many others. Still love a good science fition story. Would love to write one, but I don't think I'm someone who can develop a lengthy enough storyline with proper details.
I am calling for Prayer for Ukraine this last few days and the heck that was started by Russia over there in an unprovoked attack against them and their people. Pray for the resolve and the strength of people to endure the unnecessary bloodshed that is happening to them... KEEP THEM in your Prayers for a swift end and no more blood shed, and we don't end up going into another world war over this...

This seems to VERY MUCH resemble Adolph Hitler in 1938, IN MY OPINION, when he unprovoked attacked Poland starting World War II...8 decades ago. It appears history is repeating and no one in the world has learned a DARN THING about history or remembers the chaos from war long ago. They do not seem to care to keep it from happening again... a sad state of affairs in the world and incompetence that is showing.


Adolph Putin? LOL!

Back in the saddle again - good.

Life has its way ...

Go for it and enjoy ...
Well, (in Former President Reagan Voice)... It appears I am back with you and doing better than ever... Things are looking up, have a new therapist, going through shock therapy, and under meds that is controlling my mood and mind... Is much happier and feeling much better than i was before. As for my previous behavior, i send my apologies and assurances that you won't have any problems out of me with a new lease on life and outlook. it kind of got very dicey with a couple of suicide attempts, but that changed after therapy. I can actually say i have a better outlook on life in general... and want to live and not face death...

Things are looking up now even more so... I am FINALLY after twenty years, ready to publish officially and have enough material for a two volume of a collected works. Just in the process of finalizing my works and editing one more time all my stories. A collected two volume works of everything I have written in twenty years.

Also, if allowed, to post here again, "correctly", putting aside differences, and get back to work posting as and with a paid account... Actually contributing on a "REAL" site as a multiple published author... I'm not looking for a Pulitzer Prize or anything... but want to actually say in life i actually contributed something to this world and I am not a side-liner and bench warmer... i actually did it, and people can enjoy my writing.

Not going to do this blindly though, i will post a few pieces for a gauge of an opinion. I am and been working hard with new material and style... I hope to share and let everyone here have a first look at my materials before i put it together to be sold.

Still finalizing the who what where when how and why also... and researching the age group i should be targeting at. Science fiction/fantasy work so its not for the faint of heart. It's going to be strange and a bit out there... be warned now. *Smile*

N.A Miller, Gentleman writer.
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WELCOME BACK! *Hug1**Smile**Hug2* I'm glad to hear things are going much better for you! *Heart*
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