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|The 1st fell on a Thursday. That's bad. |
The 1st of March fell on a Thursday. That's really bad.
Don't talk to me. I'm really cranky and busy trying to meet all my deadlines.
|Literally none of the toilets in my life work properly. I'm choosing to tell myself, "They don't make toilets like they used to," and avoid asking myself the question that's the obvious elephant in the room, "What do they all have in common?" |
I'm sure it has something to do with how they're all water-efficient now, right???
|Impromptu contest: best clickbait title wins. Go!|
|Can I take a nap and somehow have that count as a contest entry?|
|Who's going to remind me that I signed up for this? |
|A conversation at the music school today: |
Teacher: How old are you, Shreyas?
Shreyas: I'm five and a half.
Teacher: When will you be six?
Shreyas: On my birthday!
|Now I want to learn Arabic so I can look up sheet music for this title. Also because I'm addicted to languages. |
|I don't normally do this... but can anyone tell me what the heck Miley is wearing on The Voice?|
|Somebody needs to tell my employees they're not allowed to be sick during Prep / NaNo / Advent / Year End Business Closing Stuff.|
|I've been teaching youth rock bands for about a decade now, and it only just occurred to me today that the Pokemon Theme Song might be a fun rock performance band piece for 6-to-10-year-olds. It got a unanimous "thumbs-up." Pretty sure that's never happened.|
|Fewer than five hundred words to go. Will I win? I ought to, since I'm obviously a pro, based on my proper usage of "fewer" vs. "less" to describe my pending word count. |
*waits for disaster to interfere with Day 30*