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|Impromptu contest: best clickbait title wins. Go!|
|Can I take a nap and somehow have that count as a contest entry?|
|Who's going to remind me that I signed up for this? |
|A conversation at the music school today: |
Teacher: How old are you, Shreyas?
Shreyas: I'm five and a half.
Teacher: When will you be six?
Shreyas: On my birthday!
|Now I want to learn Arabic so I can look up sheet music for this title. Also because I'm addicted to languages. |
|I don't normally do this... but can anyone tell me what the heck Miley is wearing on The Voice?|
|Somebody needs to tell my employees they're not allowed to be sick during Prep / NaNo / Advent / Year End Business Closing Stuff.|
|I've been teaching youth rock bands for about a decade now, and it only just occurred to me today that the Pokemon Theme Song might be a fun rock performance band piece for 6-to-10-year-olds. It got a unanimous "thumbs-up." Pretty sure that's never happened.|
|Fewer than five hundred words to go. Will I win? I ought to, since I'm obviously a pro, based on my proper usage of "fewer" vs. "less" to describe my pending word count. |
*waits for disaster to interfere with Day 30*
|Google's spell checker keeps making me second guess myself and look up words I already know are correct. |
No, Docs. I did not mean ruble. I actually meant rubble, as in a messy pile of debris, which is the word I wrote. Why would a ruble rain down over my head in the midst of a temple fire? That doesn't even make sense.