One of my favorite things is when someone posts to a Facebook group, "I'm coming for advice..." and then proceeds to nay-say Literally. Every. Single. Suggestion. Like twenty comments so far, all no-go for various reasons. Here's some advice: Suck it up, Buttercup. Your problem is obviously not fixable.
Literally none of the toilets in my life work properly. I'm choosing to tell myself, "They don't make toilets like they used to," and avoid asking myself the question that's the obvious elephant in the room, "What do they all have in common?"
I'm sure it has something to do with how they're all water-efficient now, right???