|<applause> <stomping of feet> <whistles> <clapping> <shouts of wild and crazy 'Bravo'>
"Where do I sign up?"
"Oh. . . I already did? Let me read over that contract again."
Favorite line: humans have become amazingly adept at terrorizing, torturing and destroying themselves and each other in ways our staff had not even imagined,
"There has to be a loop hole in that. If we're so good <laughter>, we should be able to beat the hell out the competition, this world or any other <nods of heads> <chuckles>.
Mind if I steal this speech? <never mind. doesn't matter. I already did> It is better than the acceptance speech I wrote as president of the new world order. I'll have to modify only a line or two, along with its creators while implementing our hostile takeover plan.
Beautifully written, btw.