|You were a bloomin' angel!
I roped up my neighbor's gate so she would 1/ trip over the rope and 2/ the gate would slam shut on her. (This at the tender age of 5 +/-)[I still think it was clever as heck, given my age.]
Peed on my brother's head from up a tree. ( I got punished for that, but when my youngest brother peed on my middle brother and me while we were wrestling, he got laughed at. Go figure.)
I got shot at because my brother, another boy, and I rang a neighbor's doorbell. I have to say this was really over reacting. And actually, by the time she got the gun, we were helloing it down the street from where she shot (in the air). It still gave us bragging rights for a long time.
Got caught peeking in to a teenage girl neighbor's window. Repeatedly. She really never seemed to mind (although she told me to scram) because she never closed her curtains, or quit walking around in her underware.)