|Ah, finally, a place in this world for my 14 year old. In the past year she has sprained the same ankle three times, and had two concussions (within five weeks of each other), not to mention countless other shirts falling (which she happens to be in when they do). You, my friend, are not alone.
I loved the humor of this piece, it is well written, and helped me to find laughter in my otherwise dull day. I only have one suggestion, which is purely a visual thing. Early in your work the paragraphs are single spaced, later they are double spaced; I suggest double spacing all of the paragraphs.
Aside from that, I think this piece rocks, ew, I shouldn't say that to an "OUCHer" should I!?
Super work, keep at it ... the writing, not the injuries.