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Rated: 13+ · Quiz · Nonsense · #1334673
The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.
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In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
2. Train spotting! :D:
 Can you direct me to the nearest Train Station?
       No.        
       DON'T ASK ME, GO AWAY        
       Please give me your shoe, I would love to chew on it.        
       Sure! If you give me everything you own.        
       I ate a chocolate biscuit. Is that a crime?        
       Wtf?        
3. Potato of questionable content:
 Did you take my rabid potato away from me?
       Yes, and I ATE it. Should have heard the screams.        
       It was not rabid! It just had shaving foam on it.        
       No, it ran away on its own. On tiny little stumpy legs.        
       I am the potato god, give me your potatoes.        
       Stay away from that fork, crazy person.        
       Wtf?        
4. The Muffin Man. He's real. My lampshade told me so.:
 Do you know the muffin man?
       The muffin man?        
       What the muffin man?        
       No. But I like Muffins.        
       The muffin man!        
       Ooh, did you just mention the muffin man?        
       Wtf?        
5. The Candy Man can.:
 Well done, adventurer, for reaching this far! as accomplishment of your journey, you will be rewarded some candy.
       CANDY? IS THAT IT? IVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS FOR CANDY?        
       Candy. Now I am eternally satsified,        
       Is this to boost my stats like on that weird little game with the yellow monsters, or is it because you can't afford anything else?        
       I would eat it. If THERE WAS ANY HERE.        
       Please, take my belongings, my sanity, and my soul. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE        
       Wtf?        
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