A test to see if when an evil overlord comes to your niegghborhood if you'd be hired.
Hello and welcome to the EV-i1 Minion placement test. This is a test to see if you are in fact qualified to serve your evil mastermind of choice, after all, not everyone is fit to be a minion. If you pass, you will be the latest member in the nameless armies of evil that fill this world attempting it to bend it to the will of one you obey like your own personal god (Ex: Opra). |
The following test will question you on how you react to situations, how or if you plan on advansing youself in this corporation, your expendability, your loyalty, and previous experiences.
Refrences are appreciated.
If you have recieved your scores, here are what your results mean:
9-15: You are not cut out for this job, hell, your more of a hero than villain. Get lost.
16-26: You coward, you are completely useless to this organization. Get lost.
27-33: You are prime minion material, you are loyal, obedient, and smart. Welcome aboard.
34-44: Wow, you're more of a villain in your own right, we might not be able to trust you, but if you join there's a promotion in your future.
45-50: You are a freak. A bloodthirsty, uncontrolled, creepy laugh, murderous freak! The men in white coats are on there way, please remain seated until they arrive.