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A test to see if when an evil overlord comes to your niegghborhood if you'd be hired.
Hello and welcome to the EV-i1 Minion placement test. This is a test to see if you are in fact qualified to serve your evil mastermind of choice, after all, not everyone is fit to be a minion. If you pass, you will be the latest member in the nameless armies of evil that fill this world attempting it to bend it to the will of one you obey like your own personal god (Ex: Opra).

The following test will question you on how you react to situations, how or if you plan on advansing youself in this corporation, your expendability, your loyalty, and previous experiences.

Refrences are appreciated.

If you have recieved your scores, here are what your results mean:

9-15: You are not cut out for this job, hell, your more of a hero than villain. Get lost.

16-26: You coward, you are completely useless to this organization. Get lost.

27-33: You are prime minion material, you are loyal, obedient, and smart. Welcome aboard.

34-44: Wow, you're more of a villain in your own right, we might not be able to trust you, but if you join there's a promotion in your future.

45-50: You are a freak. A bloodthirsty, uncontrolled, creepy laugh, murderous freak! The men in white coats are on there way, please remain seated until they arrive.
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1. Betrayal:
 Your master has demanded you to attack an allied group. What do you do?
       Alert the ally to the betrayal        
       Sit the mission out fiegning sickness        
       Demand the biggest weapon in the arsonal for the attack        
       Engage the ally without hesitation        
       Alert your own allies to attack the two while they're weak        
2. Ooh! Shiney!:
 While on a raid/offensive opperation, you and your team discover a large stash of money/weapons. What do you do?
       Convince other to leave the loot and continue with mission        
       Turn in some, pocket the rest        
       Kill all teammates, take the loot, and retire in mexico        
       Take loot but refuse credit for discovery        
       Turn in all proccedings to you higher ups        
3. A Newbie:
 A new man/woman has been recuited to your squade. How do you handle it?
       Be kind and show him the ropes        
       Give him a quick once around then expect perfection        
       Demand his payment, or else        
       Ignor him, he won't last long        
       Subvert him into obeying only you        
4. Power:
 You have just developed super powers of your own, now what?
       Rampage        
       Put an end to your lord's tyrany        
       Start your own faction within the minions before going rogue        
       Use them to aid your lord's might        
       Keep them a secret        
5. Broke:
 You have not recieved your paycheck and are hearing rumors of bankrupce. What do you do.
       Destroy them all for making you work for free        
       Continue your work        
       Quit on the spot        
       Offer your lord some of your saving to help him get back on his feet        
       Submit your two weeks notice        
6. A Spy:
 You have discovered a spy within the ranks. What do you do?
       Let him go with a warning        
       Report him        
       Arrest him and present him to your lord        
       Make him a double agent for you        
       Kill him slowly        
7. Eeek! A Hero!:
 A hero, law enforcement agency, or rival villain group has found the base and begun breaking through the defenses. What do you do?
       Run away screaming        
       Kindly ask them to leave and explain your reasoning if they refuse        
       Gather as many explosives as you can and set them off        
       Switch sides        
       Join your fellows in a mighty counter attack        
8. Training:
 Your training regement has suddenly become ungodly difficult. What do you do?
       Kill everyone, that's proof your tough enough        
       Quit        
       Submit a formal complaint        
       continue with training, there must be a reason... right?        
       Knuckle through it, it will make you stronger        
9. Big Boom:
 You have just stubled across the ultamate super weapon. What do you do?
       Use it, duh        
       Offer it to your lord, it's the perfect gift        
       Destroy the thing before it can cause any harm        
       Use it to further your lords goals        
       Take it and use it as a power base        
10. Promotion:
 How would you go about getting promoted?
       I'm fine where I am thank you        
       A vicious combo of blackmail and backstabbing        
       Kill my surperior and whoever gets his job until it's me        
       By helping others make the right choice        
       Kissing up and keeping a clean work area        
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